Chapter One Textual Variants
GENTLEMEN ALWAYS PREFER BLONDES | GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES |
| By Anita Loos Slides by Ralph Barton | |
March 14: | March 16th: |
| A gentleman friend and I were dining last evening and he said that if I took a pencil and put down all my thoughts it would make a book. This almost made me smile as it would really make a whole row of encyclapediacs. I mean I seem to be thinking all the time. I mean it is my favorite recreation and sometimes I seem to sit for hours and do not do anything else but think. This gentleman said a girl with brains ought to do something with them. He said he ought to know brains when he sees them because he is in the senate and spends quite a great deal of time in Washington, d.c., and knows quite a few of the senators. It might all have blown over but this morning he sent me the book. When my maid brought it to me this morning I said to her Well Lulu here is another book and we have not read half the ones we have got yet. But when I opened it and saw that it was all a blank I remembered my gentleman acquaintance. So here I am writing a book instead of reading one. ¶It is to late to begin with January but it does not matter as Mr. Eisman was in town practically all of January and February. I mean when he is in town I do not see practically anybody elseand when he is in town one day seems to be practicaly the same as the next day. For instance if I wrote out January 1st all I could do was put quotation marks for all the other days. ¶When a gentleman is interested in educating a girl like Mr. Eisman is in me he really is quite careful about how he wants me to spend my time. Of course being in the button profession in Chicago he really is not in New York except on business and when he is in New York we always seem to do the same thing. I mean we always seem to have dinner at the Colony and see a show and go to the Trocadero and then of course Mr. Eisman shows me to my apartment. Of course when a gentleman is interested in educating a girl he likes to stay and talk about the topics of the day until quite late so I am quite tired the next day and I do not really get up until it is time to dress for dinner at the Colony. | A gentleman friend and I were dining at the Ritz last evening and he said that if I took a pencil and a paper and put down all of my thoughts it would really make a book. This almost made me smile as what it would really make would be a whole row of encyclopediacs. I mean I seem to be thinking practically all of the time. I mean it is my favorite recreation and sometimes I sit for hours and do not seem to do anything else but think. So this gentleman said a girl with brains ought to do something else with them besides think. And he said he ought to know brains when he sees them, because he is in the senate and he spends quite a great deal of time in Washington, d. c., and when he comes into contract with brains he always notices it. So it might have all blown over but this morning he sent me a book. And so when my maid brought it to me, I said to her, “Well, Lulu, here is another book and we have not read half the ones we have got yet.” But when I opened it and saw that it was all a blank I remembered what my gentleman acquaintance said, and so then I realized that it was a diary. So here I am writing a book instead of reading one. ¶ But now it is the 16th of March and of course it is to late to begin with January, but it does not matter as my gentleman friend, Mr. Eisman, was in town practically all of January and February, and when he is in town one day seems to be practically the same as the next day. ¶ I mean Mr. Eisman is in the wholesale button profession in Chicago and he is the gentleman who is known practically all over Chicago as Gus Eisman the Button King. And he is the gentleman who is interested in educating me, so of course he is always coming down to New York to see how my brains have improved since the last time. But when Mr. Eisman is in New York we always seem to do the same thing and if I wrote down one day in my diary, all I would have to do would be to put quotation marks for all other days. I mean we always seem to have dinner at the Colony and see a show and go to the Trocadero and then Mr. Eisman shows me to my apartment. So of course when a gentleman is interested in educating a girl, he likes to stay and talk about the topics of the day until quite late, so I am quite fatigued the next day and I do not really get up until it is time to dress for dinner at the Colony. |
| It would be strange if I turn out to be an authoress. I mean at my home in Arkansas my family all wanted me to do something with my music. All my friends said I had talent and Papa kept after me and kept after me about practising. But some way I never seemed to care about practising. I mean I simply could not sit for hours and hours at a time practising just for the sake of a career. So one day I really got quite tempermental and threw the old mandolin clear across the room and I have really never touched it since. But writing is different because you do not have to learn or practice and it is more tempermental because practising seems to take all the temperment out of me. I really almost have to smile because I just have noticed I have written clear across two pages onto March 15 so this will do for today and tomorrow. It just shows how tempermental I am when I get started. | It would be strange if I turn out to be an authoress. I mean at my home near Little Rock, Arkansas, my family all wanted me to do something about my music. Because all of my friends said I had talent and they all kept after me and kept after me about practising. But some way I never seemed to care so much about practising. I mean I simply could not sit for hours and hours at a time practising just for the sake of a career. So one day I got quite tempermental and threw the old mandolin clear across the room and I have really never touched it since. But writing is different because you do not have to learn or practise and it is more tempermental because practising seems to take all the temperment out of me. So now I really almost have to smile because I have just noticed that I have written clear across two pages onto March 18th, so this will do for today and tomorrow. And it just shows how tempermental I am when I get started. |
| March 16: | March 19th: |
| ¶ | ¶ Well last evening Dorothy called up and Dorothy said she has met a gentleman who gave himself an introduction to her in the lobby of the Ritz. So then they went to luncheon and tea and dinner and then they went to a show and then they went to the Trocadero. So Dorothy said his name was Lord Cooksleigh but what she really calls him is Coocoo. So Dorothy said why don’t you and I and Coocoo go to the Follies tonight and bring Gus along if he is in town? So then Dorothy and I had quite a little quarrel because every time that Dorothy mentions the subject of Mr. Eisman she calls Mr. Eisman by his first name, and she does not seem to realize that when a gentleman who is as important as Mr. Eisman, spends quite a lot of money educating a girl, it really does not show reverance to call a gentleman by his first name. I mean I never even think of calling Mr. Eisman by his first name, but if I want to call him anything at all, I call him “Daddy” and I do not even call him “Daddy” if a place seems to be public. So I told Dorothy that Mr. Eisman would not be in town until day after tomorrow. So then Dorothy and Coocoo came up and we went to the Follies. |
| Coockie called up again this morning and wanted me to luncheon at the Ritz. Really these foreigners have quite a nerve. Just because he is an Englishman and a Lord he thinks a girl can waste hours on him just for a luncheon at the Ritz. All he does is talk about some exposition he went on to a place called Tibet and after talking for hours I found out that all they were was a lot of Chinamen. I will really be quite glad to see Mr. Eisman when he gets in. He really is always a gentleman and he always has something quite interesting to talk about as for instance the last time he was here he presented me with quite a beautiful emerald bracelet. Next week is my birthday and he always has some delightful surprise on holidays. ¶I did intend to luncheon at the Ritz with Dorothy today and of course Coockie had to spoil it as I told him that I could not luncheon with him today because my brother was in town on business and had the mumps so I really could not leave him alone. Of course if I went to the Ritz now I would bump into him. I sometimes almost have to smile at my own imagination because of course I have not got any brother and I have not even thought of the mumps for years. It is really no wonder I can write. ¶I thought I would take luncheon at the Ritz because Mr. Chaplin is at the Ritz and I always like to renew old acquaintances because I met him once when we were both working on the same lot in Hollywood and I am sure he would remember me. Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes. The only career I would like to be besides an authoress is a cinema star and I was doing quite well when Mr. Eisman made me give it all up. Of course when a gentleman takes a friendly interest in educating a girl as Mr. Eisman does you like to show that you appreciate it and he is against a girl being in the movies because his mother is authrodox. | So this morning Coocoo called up and he wanted me to luncheon at the Ritz. I mean these foreigners really have quite a nerve. Just because Coocoo is an Englishman and a Lord he thinks a girl can waste hours on him just for a luncheon at the Ritz, when all he does is talk about some exposition he went on to a place called Tibet and after talking for hours I found out that all they were was a lot of Chinamen. So I will be quite glad to see Mr. Eisman when he gets in. Because he always has something quite interesting to talk about, as for instants the last time he was here he presented me with quite a beautiful emerald bracelet. So next week is my birthday and he always has some delightful surprise on holidays. ¶ I did intend to luncheon at the Ritz with Dorothy today and of course Coocoo had to spoil it, as I told him that I could not luncheon with him today, because my brother was in town on business and had the mumps, so I really could not leave him alone. Because of course if I went to the Ritz now I would bump into Coocoo. But I sometimes almost have to smile at my own imagination, because of course I have not got any brother and I have not even thought of the mumps for years. I mean it is no wonder that I can write. ¶ So the reason I thought I would take luncheon at the Ritz was because Mr. Chaplin is at the Ritz and I always like to renew old acquaintances, because I met Mr. Chaplin once when we were both working on the same lot in Hollywood and I am sure he would remember me. Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes. I mean the only career I would like to be besides an authoress is a cinema star and I was doing quite well in the cinema when Mr. Eisman made me give it all up. Because of course when a gentleman takes such a friendly interest in educating a girl as Mr. Eisman does, you like to show that you appreciate it, and he is against a girl being in the cinema because his mother is authrodox. |
| March 19: | March 20th: |
| Mr. Eisman gets in tomorrow to be here in time for my birthday. Some literary gentlemen spent the evening here last evening. There was Lew Sherman the editor of the Transcript and Sam Holt the critic and Jimmy Howells the novelist and an English gentleman who writes novels to. Mr. Eisman likes me to have literary people about. He really is quite anxious for a girl to improve her mind and really his greatest interest in me is because I always seem to want to get on and not waste my time. He likes me to have what the French people call a ‘salo’ which means that people all get together in the evening and improve their minds. So last evening we all got together and I called up Gloria and Dorothy and the gentlemen brought there own liquor. Of course the place was a wreck this morning and Lulu and I worked like proverbial dogs to get it cleaned up but Heaven knows how long it will take to get the chandelier fixed. | Mr. Eisman gets in tomorrow to be here in time for my birthday. So I thought it would really be delightful to have at least one good time before Mr. Eisman got in, so last evening I had some literary gentlemen in to spend the evening because Mr. Eisman always likes me to have literary people in and out of the apartment. I mean he is quite anxious for a girl to improve her mind and his greatest interest in me is because I always seem to want to improve my mind and not waste any time. And Mr. Eisman likes me to have what the French people call a “salo” which means that people all get together in the evening and improve their minds. So I invited all of the brainy gentlemen I could think up. So I thought up a gentleman who is the proffessor of all of the economics up at Columbia College, and the editor who is the famous editor of the New York Transcript and another gentleman who is a famous playright who writes very, very famous plays that are all about Life. I mean anybody would recognize his name but it always seems to slip my memory because all of we real friends of his only call him Sam. So Sam asked if he could bring a gentleman who writes novels from England, so I said yes, so he brought him. And then we all got together and I called up Gloria and Dorothy and the gentleman brought their own liquor. So of course the place was a wreck this morning and Lulu and I worked like proverbial dogs to get it cleaned up, but Heaven knows how long it will take to get the chandelier fixed. |
| March 22: | March 22nd: |
| Well my birthday has come and gone. It really seems to me a gentleman who has a friendly interest in educating a girl like Gus Eisman would want her to have the biggest square cut diamond in New York. I mean I must say I was quite disappointed when in he came with a little thing you could hardly see. I told him I thought it was quite cute but I had quite a headache and had better stay in a dark room all day and I told him I would see him the next day perhaps. Even Lulu thought it was quite small and she said she always believed in the old addage Leave them while you look your best But he came in at dinner time with really a very very beautiful bracelet of square cut diamonds so I was quite cheered up. So we had dinner at the Colony, went to a show and supper at the Trocadero as usual whenever he is in town and not in a poker game I will really give him credit that he realized how small it was. I mean he kept talking about how bad business was and the button profession was full of bolshivicks who make nothing but trouble. Mr. Eisman feels that the country is really on the verge of the bolshivicks and I became quite worried. If the bolshivicks do get in there is only one man who could handle them and that is Mr. Griffiths. When I saw how he handled all of those mobs in Intolerance I realized that he could do anything. It was my first picture and will always be in my memory, even if I only did work two days. I acted in the scene where the gentleman fell off the tower. He was of Indian extraction by the name of Crystal Spring and was really quite brave as he would really do anything except go into water. But of course he always really became quite intoxicated before he did some stunt and the day before Mr. Griffiths wanted him to fall off the tower as luck would have it he was an ardent Catholic and signed the pledge. It was very trying to Mr. Griffiths as I can well imagine and he had to talk to him for hours and hours through a megaphone before he finally got worn out and fell off. | Well my birthday has come and gone but it was really quite depressing. I mean it seems to me a gentleman who has a friendly interest in educating a girl like Gus Eisman, would want her to have the biggest square cut diamond in New York. I mean I must say I was quite disappointed when he came to the apartment with a little thing you could hardly see. So I told him I thought it was quite cute, but I had quite a headache and I had better stay in a dark room all day and I told him I would see him the next day, perhaps. Because even Lulu thought it was quite small and she said, if she was I, she really would do something definite and she said she always believed in the old addage, “Leave them while you’re looking good.” But he came in at dinner time with really a very very beautiful bracelet of square cut diamonds so I was quite cheered up. So then we had dinner at the Colony and we went to a show and supper at the Trocadero as usual whenever he is in town. But I will give him credit that he realized how small it was. I mean he kept talking about how bad business was and the button profession was full of bolsheviks who make nothing but trouble. Because Mr. Eisman feels that the country is really on the verge of the bolsheviks and I become quite worried. I mean if the bolsheviks do get in, there is only one gentleman who could handle them and that is Mr. D. W. Griffith. Because I will never forget when Mr. Griffith was directing Intolerance. I mean it was my last cinema just before Mr. Eisman made me give up my career and I was playing one of the girls that fainted at the battle when all of the gentlemen fell off the tower. And when I saw how Mr. Griffith handled all of those mobs in Intolerance I realized that he could do anything, and I really think that the government of America ought to tell Mr. Griffith to get all ready if the bolsheviks start to do it. |
| I forgot to mention that the English gentleman who writes novels seems to have taken quite an interest in me as soon as he found out that I was literary. I mean he has called up every day and I went to tea twice with him. He sent me a whole complete set of books for my birthday by a gentleman named Mr. Conrad. They all seem to be about ocean travel although I have not had time to more than glance through them. I have always liked novels about ocean travel ever since I posed for Mr. Christie for the front cover of a novel about ocean travel by Mr. McGrath because I have always said that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship or even a yacht. The English gentleman’s name is Mr. Gerald Lamson as those who have read his novels would know. He also sent me some of his own novels and they all seem to be about middle age English gentlemen who live in the country over in London and seem to ride bicycles which seems quite different from America except at Palm Beach. I told him how I write down all my thoughts and he said he knew I had something to me from the first minute he saw me. So when we become better acquainted I am going to let him read my diary. I told Mr. Eisman about him and he is quite pleased. Of course Mr. Lamson is quite famous and it seems he has read all of his novels going to and fro on the trains and he is quite anxious to meet him and take him to the Ritz to dinner on Saturday night. Of course I did not tell Mr. Eisman that I am really getting quite a little crush on him which I really believe I am but he thinks my interest in him is more literary. | Well I forgot to mention that the English gentleman who writes novels seems to have taken quite an interest in me, as soon as he found out that I was literary. I mean he has called up every day and I went to tea twice with him. So he has sent me a whole complete set of books for my birthday by a gentleman called Mr. Conrad. They all seem to be about ocean travel although I have not had time to more than glance through them. I have always liked novels about ocean travel ever since I posed for Mr. Christie for the front cover of a novel about ocean travel by McGrath because I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht. So the English gentleman’s name is Mr. Gerald Lamson as those who have read his novels would know. And he also sent me some of his own novels and they all seem to be about middle age English gentlemen who live in the country over in London and seem to ride bicycles, which seems quite different from America, except at Palm Beach. So I told Mr. Lamson how I write down all of my thoughts and he said he knew I had something to me from the first minute he saw me and when we become better acquainted I am going to let him read my diary. I mean I even told Mr. Eisman about him and he is quite pleased. Because of course Mr. Lamson is quite famous and it seems Mr. Eisman has read all of his novels going to and fro on the trains and Mr. Eisman is always anxious to meet famous people and take them to the Ritz to dinner on Saturday night. But of course I did not tell Mr. Eisman that I am really getting quite a little crush on Mr. Lamson, which I really believe I am, but Mr. Eisman thinks my interest in him is more literary. |
March 30: | March 30th: |
| At last Mr. Eisman has left on the 20th Century and I must say I am quite tired and a little rest will be quite welcome. I do not mind staying out late every night if I dance but Mr. Eisman is not really a good dancer so most of the time we just sit and drink some champagne or have a bite to eat and of course I do not dance with anyone else when I am out with him. Mr. Eisman and Gerry, as Mr. Lamson wants me to call him became quite good friends and we had several evenings all three together. So this evening I am going out with Gerry and he said not to dress. I must say it will be quite a relief to go out in an old dress. | At last Mr. Eisman has left on the 20th Century and I must say I am quite fatigued and a little rest will be quite welcome. I mean I do not mind staying out late every night if I dance, but Mr. Eisman is really not such a good dancer so most of the time we just sit and drink some champagne or have a bite to eat and of course I do not dance with anyone else when I am out with Mr. Eisman. But Mr. Eisman and Gerry, as Mr. Lamson wants me to call him, became quite good friends and we had several evenings, all three together. So now that Mr. Eisman is out of town at last, Gerry and I are going out together this evening and Gerry said not to dress up, because Gerry seems to like me more for my soul. So I really had to tell Gerry that if all the gentlemen were like he seems to be, Madame Frances’ whole dress making establishment would have to go out of business. But Gerry does not like a girl to be nothing else but a doll, but he likes her to bring in her husband’s slippers every evening and make him forget what he has gone through. |
| Mr. Eisman is going to Paris this summer on professional business and I think he intends to present me with a trip to Paris as he says there is nothing so educational as traveling. It did worlds of good to Dorothy when she went abroad last spring and I never get tired of hearing her telling how the merry-go-rounds in Paris have pigs instead of horses. | But before Mr. Eisman went to Chicago he told me that he is going to Paris this summer on professional business and I think he intends to present me with a trip to Paris as he says there is nothing so educational as traveling. I mean it did worlds of good to Dorothy when she went abroad last spring and I never get tired of hearing her telling how the merry-go-rounds in Paris have pigs instead of horses. But I really do not know whether to be thrilled or not because, of course, if I go to Paris I will have to leave Gerry and both Gerry and I have made up our minds not to be separated from one another from now on. |
| March 31: | March 31st: |
| Last night Gerry and I had dinner at quite a quaint place where we had ham and cabbage and baked potato. I mean he always wants me to have food which he calls nourishing which most gentlemen never seem to think of. Then we took a hansom cab and drove for hours around the park as Gerry said the air would be good for me. It is really very sweet to have some one think of all those things that gentlemen never seem to think about. We talked quite a lot. He really knows how to draw a girl out and I told him things that I really would not even put in my diary. He became quite depressed and we both had tears in our eyes. He said he never dreamed a girl could go through as much as I and come out as sweet and not made bitter by it all. He thinks that most gentlemen are brutes and really hardly ever think about a girl’s soul. ¶It seems that he has had quite a lot of trouble himself and can not even get married on account of his wife. He and she have never been in love with each other but she was a suffragette and asked him to marry her, so what could he do. We rode until quite late talking and philosophizing and I finally told him that I really thought after all that bird life was the highest form of civilization. Gerry says he has never seen a girl of my personal appearance with so many brains. He had almost given up looking for his ideal when our paths seemed to cross each other. I told him I really thought a thing like that was nearly always the result of fate. ¶He says that I remind him quite a lot of Helen of Troy who was of Greek extraction. The only Greek I know is a gentleman by the name of Mr. Georgopolis who is really quite wealthy and is what Dorothy and I call a “shopper” as you can always call him up and ask him to go shopping and he is really always quite delighted which very few gentlemen are. He never seems to care how much anything costs. He is also quite cultured as I know quite a few gentlemen who can speak in French to a waiter but Mr. Georgopolus can also speak in Greek to a bootblack which very few gentlemen seem to be able to do. ¶Gerry calls me his little thinker and I really would not be surprised if my thoughts will give him quite a few ideas for his novels. | Last night Gerry and I had dinner at quite a quaint place where we had roast beef and baked potato. I mean he always wants me to have food which is what he calls “nourishing,” which most gentlemen never seem to think about. So then we took a hansom cab and drove for hours around the park because Gerry said the air would be good for me. It is really very sweet to have some one think of all those things that gentlemen hardly ever seem to think about. So then we talked quite a lot. I mean Gerry knows how to draw a girl out and I told him things that I really would not even put in my diary. So when he heard all about my life he became quite depressed and we both had tears in our eyes. Because he said he never dreamed a girl could go through so much as I, and come out so sweet and not made bitter by it all. I mean Gerry thinks that most gentlemen are brutes and hardly ever think about a girl’s soul. ¶ So it seems that Gerry has had quite a lot of trouble himself and he can not even get married on account of his wife. He and she have never been in love with each other but she was a suffragette and asked him to marry her, so what could he do? So we rode all around the park until quite late talking and philosophizing quite a lot and I finally told him that I thought, after all, that bird life was the highest form of civilization. So Gerry calls me his little thinker and I really would not be surprised if all of my thoughts will give him quite a few ideas for his novels. Because Gerry says he has never seen a girl of my personal appearance with so many brains. And he had almost given up looking for his ideal when our paths seemed to cross each other and I told him I really thought a thing like that was nearly always the result of fate. ¶ So Gerry says that I remind him quite a lot of Helen of Troy, who was of Greek extraction. But the only Greek I know is a Greek gentleman by the name of Mr. Georgopolis who is really quite wealthy and he is what Dorothy and I call a “Shopper” because you can always call him up at any hour and ask him to go shopping and he is always quite delighted, which very few gentlemen seem to be. And he never seems to care how much anything costs. I mean Mr. Georgopolis is also quite cultured, as I know quite a few gentlemen who can speak to a waiter in French but Mr. Georgopolis can also speak to a waiter in Greek which very few gentlemen seem to be able to do. ¶ |
| Apr. 1: | April 1st: |
| I am taking special pains with my diary from now on as I am really writing it for Gerry. I mean he and I are going to read it together some evening in front of the fireplace. Gerry leaves this evening as he has to lecture about his works in Boston but he will rush back as soon as possible. I am really going to spend all my time improving myself while he is gone. We are both going to a museum on 5th Ave. this afternoon as he wants to show me a very beautiful cup made by an antique jeweler called Mr. Cellini and he wants me to read his life which is a very very fine book and not dull while he is in Boston. | I am taking special pains with my diary from now on as I am really writing it for Gerry. I mean he and I are going to read it together some evening in front of the fireplace. But Gerry leaves this evening for Boston as he has to lecture about all of his works at Boston, but he will rush right back as soon as possible. So I am going to spend all of my time improving myself while he is gone. And this afternoon we are both going to a museum on 5th Avenue, because Gerry wants to show me a very very beautiful cup made by an antique jeweler called Mr. Cellini and he wants me to read Mr. Cellini’s life which is a very very fine book and not dull while he is in Boston. |
| Lew Sherman called up and wanted me to go to a literary party that he and some literary gentlemen are giving in Harlem but Gerry does not want me to go with Lew as he always insists on telling riskay stories. Personally I am quite broad minded and I have always said that I do not mind a riskay story as long as it is really funny. I mean I have a great sense of humor. But Gerry says, Lew does not always select and choose his stories and he just as soon I did not go out with him. So I am going to stay home and read the book Willie Gwynn arrives from Europe tomorrow as I note by a cablegram just received. He is a sweet boy but he never gets anywhere and I am not going to waste my time on such as him after meeting Gerry. | So the famous playwright friend of mine who is called Sam called up this morning and he wanted me to go to a literary party tonight that he and some other literary gentlemen are giving to Florence Mills in Harlem but Gerry does not want me to go with Sam as Sam always insists on telling riskay stories. But personally I am quite broad minded and I always say that I do not mind a riskay story as long as it is really funny. I mean I have a great sense of humor. But Gerry says Sam does not always select and choose his stories and he just as soon I did not go out with him. So I am going to stay home and read the book by Mr. Cellini instead, because, after all, the only thing I am really interested in, is improving my mind. So I am going to do nothing else but improve my mind while Gerry is in Boston. I mean I just received a cable from Willie Gwynn who arrives from Europe tomorrow, but I am not even going to bother to see him. He is a sweet boy but he never gets anywhere and I am not going to waste my time on such as him, after meeting a gentleman like Gerry. |
| Apr. 2: | April 2nd: |
| I am quite depressed this morning as I always am when there is nothing to put my mind to. Some one at the book shop played an april fool joke on Gerry and sent the wrong book by Mr. Cellini asit was really quite riskay and I know that Gerry would not want me to read and such a book. So I did not waste my time on it. Lulu is not feeling so good this morning so she is going to take it easy and read a book entitled Lord Jim and then tell me all about it as I really want to improve my mind while Gerry is away. When I got her the book I nearly made a mistake and gave her a book by the title of The Nigger of the Narcissus which really would have hurt her feelings. I really do not know why authors cannot say Negro instead of Nigger as they have their feelings just the same as we have. ¶I just got a telegram from Gerry that he will not be back until tomorrow and also some orchids from Willie Gwynn so I may go to the theater with him tonight to keep from getting depressed as he is really a sweet boy. I mean he never really does anything obnoxious. It is really quite depressing to stay home and read unless you have company. | I seem to be quite depressed this morning as I always am when there is nothing to put my mind to. Because I decided not to read the book by Mr. Cellini. I mean it was quite amuseing in spots because it was really quite riskay but the spots were not so close together and I never seem to like to always be hunting clear through a book for the spots I am looking for, especially when there are really not so many spots that seem to be so amuseing after all. So I did not waste my time on it but this morning I told Lulu to let all of the house work go and spend the day reading a book entitled “Lord Jim” and then tell me all about it, so that I would improve my mind while Gerry is away. But when I got her the book I nearly made a mistake and gave her a book by the title of “The Nigger of the Narcissus” which really would have hurt her feelings. I mean I do not know why authors cannot say “Negro” instead of “Nigger” as they have their feelings just the same as we have. ¶ Well I just got a telegram from Gerry that he will not be back until tomorrow and also some orchids from Willie Gwynn, so I may as well go to the theatre with Willie to-night to keep from getting depressed, as he really is a sweet boy after all. I mean he never really does anything obnoxious. And it is quite depressing to stay at home and do nothing but read, unless you really have a book that is worth bothering about. |
| April 3rd: | April 3rd: |
I was really so depressed this morning that I really was glad to get a long letter from Mr. Eisman. Willie Gwynn came to take me to the Follies last night but he was quite intoxicated and I really had to telephone his club to send around a taxi to take him home. So that left me alone with Lulu at nine o’clock with nothing to do so I put in a call for Boston to talk to Gerry but it never went through. Lulu tried to teach me how to play mah jong but I really could not keep my mind on it as I was so depressed. So I will go out and get some new evening gowns as I am sick of everything I have. ¶I just have a telegram from Gerry that he will be in this afternoon but I must not meet him at the station on account of the reporters and he will come directly up to see me as he has something to talk about. | I was really so depressed this morning that I was even glad to get a letter from Mr. Eisman. Because last night Willie Gwynn came to take me to the Follies, but he was so intoxicated that I had to telephone his club to send around a taxi to take him home. So that left me alone with Lulu at nine o’clock with nothing to do, so I put in a telephone call for Boston to talk to Gerry but it never went through. So Lulu tried to teach me how to play mah jong, but I really could not keep my mind on it because I was so depressed. So today I think I had better go over to Madame Frances and order some new evening gowns to cheer me up. ¶ Well Lulu just brought me a telegram from Gerry that he will be in this afternoon, but I must not meet him at the station on account of all of the reporters who always meet him at the station wherever he comes from. But he says he will come right up to see me as he has something to talk about. |
| Apr. 4: | April 4th: |
| What an evening we had last evening. It seems that Gerry is madly in love with me. All the time he was in Boston lecturing to the womens clubs he said as he looked over the faces of all those women in Boston he never realized I was so beautiful and that there was only one in all the world and that was me. It seems that he thinks Mr. Eisman is terrible and that no good can come of our friendship. I was quite surprized, as they both seemed to get along quite well together. It seems he never wants me to see Mr. Eisman again. And he wants me to give up everything and study French and he will get a divorce and we will be married. He really does not seem to like the kind of life all of us lead in New York and he wants me to go home to papa in Arkansas and he will send me books so that I will not get lonesome there. He gave me his uncles’ Masonic ring which came down from the time of Soloman and which he never even lets his wife wear for our engagement ring and this afternoon a lady friend of his is going to bring me a new system she thought up of how to learn French. Some way I still seem to be depressed. I could not sleep all night thinking of the terrible things Gerry said about New York and about Mr. Eisman. Of course I can understand him being jealous of any gentleman friend of mine and of course I never really thought that Mr. Eisman was Rudolph Valentino but he said it made him cringe to really think of a sweet girl like I having a friendship with Mr. Eisman. It really made me feel quite blue and depressed. Gerry really likes to talk quite a lot. I mean I always think a lot of talk is depressing and worries your brains with things you never even think of when you are busy. But Gerry does not mind me going out with other gentlemen when he is busy as long as they have some thing to give you mentaly so I am going out to luncheon with Eddie Goldmark of the Goldmark Films who is always wanting me to sign a contract Mr. Goldmark is quite in love with Dorothy and Dorothy is always wanting me to go back in the movies and says she will go if I will go. | What an evening we had last evening. I mean it seems that Gerry is madly in love with me. Because all of the time he was in Boston lecturing to the womens clubs he said, as he looked over the faces of all those club women in Boston, he never realized I was so beautiful. And he said that there was only one in all the world and that was me. But it seems that Gerry thinks that Mr. Eisman is terrible and that no good can come of our friendship. I mean I was quite surprised, as they both seemed to get along quite well together, but it seems that Gerry never wants me to see Mr. Eisman again. And he wants me to give up everything and study French and he will get a divorce and we will be married. Because Gerry does not seem to like the kind of life all of us lead in New York and he wants me to go home to papa in Arkansas and he will send me books to read so that I will not get lonesome there. And he gave me his uncle’s Masonic ring, which came down from the time of Soloman and which he never even lets his wife wear, for our engagement ring, and this afternoon a lady friend of his is going to bring me a new system she thought up of how to learn French. But some way I still seem to be depressed. I mean I could not sleep all night thinking of the terrible things Gerry said about New York and about Mr. Eisman. Of course I can understand Gerry being jealous of any gentleman friend of mine and of course I never really thought that Mr. Eisman was Rudolph Valentino, but Gerry said it made him cringe to think of a sweet girl like I having a friendship with Mr. Eisman. So it really made me feel quite depressed. I mean Gerry likes to talk quite a lot and I always think a lot of talk is depressing and worries your brains with things you never even think of when you are busy. But so long as Gerry does not mind me going out with other gentlemen when they have something to give you mentally, I am going to luncheon with Eddie Goldmark of the Goldmark Films who is always wanting me to sign a contract to go into the cinema. Because Mr. Goldmark is madly in love with Dorothy and Dorothy is always wanting me to go back in the cinema because Dorothy says that she will go if I will go. |
| Apr. 6: | April 6th: |
| I wrote Mr. Eisman I was going to get married and it seems he is coming on at once as he probably would like to give his advise. Getting married is really quite serious and Gerry talks to me for hours about it. I mean he never seems to get tired of talking and he does not seem to even want to go to shows or dance or anything. Eddie Goldmark wants to give me five hundred a week to go out to Hollywood and play in the movies opposite Hal Hampton and I thought I might put in the time that way while Gerry is getting his divorce but I never did like the coast and it is quite tedious to get up so early every morning. Still if I don’t really have something to put my mind on soon I will scream. | Well I finally wrote Mr. Eisman that I was going to get married and it seems that he is coming on at once as he would probably like to give me his advice. Getting married is really quite serious and Gerry talks to me for hours and hours about it. I mean he never seems to get tired of talking and he does not seem to even want to go to shows or dance or do anything else but talk, and if I don’t really have something definite to put my mind on soon I will scream. |
| Apr. 7: | April 7th: |
| Mr. Eisman and I have had quite a long talk and after all I think he is right. Here is the first real opportunity I have really ever had. I mean to go to Paris and broaden out and improve my writeing and why should I give it up to marry an author where he is the whole thing and all I would be would be the wife of Gerald Lamson. And on top of that I would be dragged into the scandal of a divorce court and get my name smirched. Opportunities come to seldom in a girls life for me to give up the first one I have really ever had and so I am sailing for France and London on Tuesday and taking Dorothy and Mr. Eisman says he will see us there later. Dorothy knows all the ropes and can get along in Paris just as though she knew French and she says nearly everyone in London speaks English anyway. And besides Dorothyknows a French gentleman who speaks it like a native and knows Paris like a book. Mr. Lamson is lecturing in Cincinnati and will not be back until Wednesday so I can send him a letter and will be spared listening to any more of his depressing conversation. Mr. Eisman gave me really quite a nice string of pearls and Dorothy a diamond pin and we all went to the Colony and spent quite a pleasant evening. | Well Mr. Eisman arrived this morning and he and I had quite a long talk, and after all I think he is right. Because here is the first real opportunity I have ever really had. I mean to go to Paris and broaden out and improve my writing, and why should I give it up to marry an author, where he is the whole thing and all I would be would be the wife of Gerald Lamson? And on top of that I would have to be dragged into the scandal of a divorce court and get my name smirched. So Mr. Eisman said that opportunities come to seldom in a girls life for me to give up the first one I have really ever had. So I am sailing for France and London on Tuesday and taking Dorothy with me and Mr. Eisman says that he will see us there later. So Dorothy knows all of the ropes and she can get along in Paris just as though she knew French and besides she knows a French gentleman who was born and raised there, who speaks it like a native and knows Paris like a book. And Dorothy says that when we get to London nearly everybody speaks English anyway. So it is quite lucky that Mr. Lamson is out lecturing in Cincinnati and he will not be back until Wednesday and I can send him a letter and tell him that I have to go to Europe now but I will see him later perhaps. So anyway I will be spared listening to any more of his depressing conversation. So Mr. Eisman gave me quite a nice string of pearls and he gave Dorothy a diamond pin and we all went to the Colony for dinner and we all went to a show and supper at the Trocadero and we all spent quite a pleasant evening. |